Monday 28 October 2013

The Cynic Reviews 1

...What's that?

Time for something a bit lighter...


How about my review/interpretation of this music video, which a friend found recently...
Warning: Song is cheesey and contains tractor references.




That woman is so very 90's!
Also, she blatantly isn't carrying a 'basket fulla chicken' and 'a jug of ice tea'...she's carrying her sunglasses and her shoes. Because she wore her 6-inch stilettos into a field. I'm guessing she's just woken up there after being out all night. She doesn't know how it happened. She doesn't care; she's coming up again and she's just met a fuckin' cowboy.

She probably does think his tractor's sexy. She's loving everything right now, so it's hard to pin down what exactly...exactly...what were we talking about?
Yeah, she probably is always staring at him as he's 'chugging along'. Or the fractals leaking out of his Stetson. She's definitely staring at something.

Apparently unsure what to do with her, he drives her around for a while before taking her back to his barn for the night. I'm guessing they couldn't work out between them where she came from. They sit up talking with the radio on...no doubt by now she's stumbled onto a mystery baggy from last night in her pockets, and the two of them are onto a night of poor quality tunes and chatting bollocks.

And, apparently, one "teeny-weeny ride" before she goes home.

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